Mr Noon’s Kumquat debut bowled us over. Porter/poetry, same effect.
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Introduction to a Congress
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Now the lights on the walls are down,
permit me my minute or three.
I trust your skirts and trousers
have introduced themselves to the plush seats.
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As you can see, I can’t see you,
and I’m blinking down at my script.
But before we hoist up our speakers,
if you need to abandon this dark ship
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to offload all ballast and waste,
for smokes, smirks or secret plans,
our staff will brighten your way
like a searchlight stroking a Lancaster.
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'Delete all words (said a Chinese sage)
and then you will have the true poster.’
'There is no such thing as a statement.'
'Am I asking too many questions?'
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These are all quotes from our speakers,
who’ve logoed banks, or drawn their fonts
from inmates’ scrawl. One’s intrigued
by the tricolour bags of Hong Kong,
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one’s crossed an elephant with a coffee pot
(Can horses gallop on tomatoes?
Bien sûr! barked Bréton’s dog).
Cuban film will receive some remarks.
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The Botanical Garden, the Museum
of Natural History are their clients.
The Literature House. The Public Theater.
Please welcome this morning’s designers.
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Alistair Noon lives in Berlin, and has travelled extensively around Eastern Europe and China. His first full-length collection, Earth Records (Nine Arches Press, 2012) was shortlisted for the Michael Murphy Memorial Prize. He was recently bowled over by the Berlin microbrewery Heidenpeters’ Smoky Porter.